Nip the Tip with a Large Q-tip
This buddy of mine woke up one morning having an extreme burning sensation when he peed. It was like he was pissing fire. He called his best friend for advice and a confession to make.
“Bro, I slept with your girlfriend a couple of days ago, and now it burns when I piss!”
His friend hung up on him but called him back a few minutes later.
“Damn…it burns when I piss too!”
Being good friends, they did what all good friends do: they went to the clinic together. The nurse took them back one at a time and did the STD test. She whipped out this long q-tip and shoved it into my buddies penis. When she was done, he left the room and his friend went in for his turn. The pain of the test was more than the burning urination.
When the test results came back, it showed that this buddy of mine just had a minor, non-sex related infection that required mild antibiotic. His friend was just suffering psychosomatic sympathy pains, brought on by the thought that his girlfriend was a whore. These guys suffered the q-tip test for nothing.
